herhmione:

bless this new trend of saying ‘yikes’ honestly this is the word i’ve been looking for my whole life. the perfect combination of disinterested, detached, amused, and passive aggressive. five letters that say so much yet are vague enough that you won’t get involved in any drama

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

cantcontrolthegay:

“parkour"  I say as I roll to the other side of the bed 

tenderlesbian:

jake-is-sad:

tenderlesbian:

lesbians who make the first move are braver than any US marine

yes because facing rejection is so much scarier than being fucking shot at in the middle of a land you have never been to, and have a high chance of dying. ok

i’m glad you understand

halfwaytotomorrow:

Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood

beyonslayed:

redpotions:

reasonsaresimple:

All the bottoms and versatiles on here keep talking about drag race and are excommunicating themselves from homosexuality… Did RuPaul kill a queen or something??? Actually I don’t care I’m a top

that show represents thousands of gay bars that haven’t closed down because drag race girls bring in crowds in a world where the rise of hookup apps are killing local gay spots. And it’s sort of comical that you think your choice as a top exempts you from drag culture when in fact you frequent gay bars that were selected for you by the bottoms and versatiles in this room

sexanax:

it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch

sodomymcscurvylegs:

It figures Shangela would be done dirty by a group of her peers on the FUCKING IDES OF MARCH! Julius Caesar WHOMST?! Shangela’s murder at the hands of the other girls in All Stars 3 is the biggest historical tragedy to ever happen on March 15th.

lesbiangang:

2018 is gonna be about being a lesbian, loving being a lesbian, kissing girls and making carrie fisher proud